[Scene: Chandler's bedroom. Chandler is sleeping and Eddie is there watching him.]

［场景：钱勒的卧室，钱勒在睡觉，艾迪坐在一边儿看着他。］

[Chandler wakes up]

［钱勒醒来］

CHANDLER: Hey Eddie. Daahh!! What're you doin' here?

钱勒：嗨艾迪。啊！！你在这儿干什么？

EDDIE: Nothin' roomie, just watchin' you sleep.

艾迪：没啥，同屋，只是看你睡觉。

CHANDLER: Why?

钱勒：为什么？

EDDIE: Makes me feel um, peaceful, heh-heh, please.

艾：这样让我，很平静，呃，请吧。

CHANDLER: I can't sleep now.

钱：我睡不着了。

EDDIE: You want me to sing?

艾：你要我唱摇篮曲？

CHANDLER: No, look, that's it, it's over, I want you out, I want you out of the apartment now.

钱：不，听着，就这样，结束了，我要你滚，你现在就滚出我的地方。

EDDIE: Woah, woah, woah, what're, what're you talkin' about man.

艾：哇，你在，你在说什么？

CHANDLER: Hannibal Lecter...better roommate than you.

钱：汉尼拔·莱克特……做室友都比你强。

EDDIE: No. See now I don't think you're being fair. I mean one night you see me and you get scared, I mean, what about all the other nights when you don't see me, huh? What about last night when you went and got a drink of water and I was nice enough to hide behind the door, what's that about, huh?

艾：不，你对我不公平。只有一天你看见我，吓着你。我是说，那么那些你没有看见我的晚上呢？昨晚，你起来喝水，我够不错了，躲在门后，这个呢？

CHANDLER: I didn't realize that.

钱：那我倒不知道。

EDDIE: Yeah.

艾：是的。

CHANDLER: GET OUT NOW!!

钱：现在就滚！

EDDIE: Ok, you really want me out?

艾：好，你真要我走？

CHANDLER: Yes please.

钱：是滴，请吧。

EDDIE: Ok, then I want to hear you say it, I, I want to hear you say you want me out.

艾：好，我要听到你说出来，我想听你说你要我走。

CHANDLER: I want you out.

钱：我要你走。

EDDIE: No no no, I wanna hear it from your lips.

艾：不不不，我想听你从嘴里说出来。

CHANDLER: Where did you hear it from before?

钱：刚才你听见的是谁嘴里的？

EDDIE: Oh, right, all right, you know what pallie I understand, consider me gone, you know what, I'll be out by the time you get home from work tomorrow.

艾：噢，好吧，好吧，你的意思我明白了，想一想吧，你知道吗，你明天下班回家的时候我已经走了

[Eddie leaves the room and Chandler mouths "Thank you" to himself]

［艾迪离开，钱勒自言自语“谢谢”］

EDDIE: I heard that.

艾：我听得见。

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Chandler is sleeping on the couch. Monica walks by and starts watching him.]

[场景：莫和芮的公寓。钱勒在沙发上睡觉。莫妮卡从旁边经过，观察他。]

[Chandler wakes up]

［钱勒醒了］

CHANDLER: Daaahhhh!

钱勒：啊！！！！

MONICA: Aaahhhhhhh! Aaahhhh!

莫妮卡：啊！！！！

CHANDLER: Why must everybody watch me sleep? There'll be no more watching me sleep, no more watching.

钱：为什么每个人都要偷看我睡觉？以后再也不准偷看我睡觉，再也不许！

MONICA: I wa-

莫：我－

CHANDLER: Uuuh.

钱勒示意她闭嘴。

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